Burn (this deck) After Playing

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Zachfromohio · 28

Are you tired of beating Arkham? Are you fed up with efficiency? Have you had it up to here with positively contributing to your group? Well I have a deck for you...

I started thinking about this deck as soon as I saw Ascetic spoiled. It was a card that was clearly designed for when you are defeated partway through a campaign and needed to build a new deck. But I thought, can I make it worse??

The idea of the deck is to use powerful exiled cards like Burn After Reading, Flare, and A Test of Will from the get-go and be able to reacquire them using Déjà Vu. That being said, you are limited to 3 exiles per scenario, unless you're fine with losing them permanently. This deck also uses the newest taboo to use Signum Crucis as the ultimate Burn target, getting the doom reduction and still able to buy it back between scenarios since it costs 0 experience. Given George's insane card draw, he will have all the pieces he needs in no time.

Is it good? No. Is it interesting? No. But is it fun? Still probably not. I'm just tired of having the Spike mentality and trying to min-max and run a super efficient deck. Try it out, you may not hate it.

2 comments

Jul 01, 2025 LordBatBoy · 35

Pelt Shipment would get you more of your exiled cards back. Make George's hand management mini-game even more complicated.

Jul 01, 2025 Zachfromohio · 28

@LordBatBoy you’re a genius